Since Framingham is an equal opportunity affirmative action employer,
I provide the reader some clues in understanding ebonics as spoken by
many blacks (Er! African Americans).


Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

Hotel
I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.

Odyssey
I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.

Stain
My mother-in-law axed if i was stain for dinner again.

Seldom
My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so i seldom.

Penis
I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Catacomb
Don King was at the fight the other night, man, sombody give that catacomb.

Forclose
If i pay alimony this month, i'll have no money forclose.

Undermine
There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.

Tripoli
I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but i couldn't fine no Tripoli.

Disappointment
My parole officer tol me if i miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.

Income
I gust got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.

Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who b honor first?

Fortify
I axed da hoe how much? And she say fortify.

Israel
Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, i said man, that looks fake. He said, no Israel.

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