Since Framingham is an equal opportunity affirmative action employer,
 
I provide the reader some clues in understanding ebonics as spoken by
 
many blacks (Er! African Americans).
  
 
  - Rectum
  
 - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
  
    - Hotel
  
 - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.
  
    - Odyssey
  
 - I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.
  
    - Stain
  
 - My mother-in-law axed if i was stain for dinner again.
  
    - Seldom
  
 - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so i seldom.
  
    - Penis
  
 - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
  
    - Catacomb
  
 - Don King was at the fight the other night, man, sombody give that
      catacomb.
  
    - Forclose
  
 - If i pay alimony this month, i'll have no money forclose.
  
    - Undermine
  
 - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.
  
    - Tripoli
  
 - I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but i couldn't fine no Tripoli.
  
    - Disappointment
  
 - My parole officer tol me if i miss disappointment they gonna send
      me back to the big house.
  
    - Income
  
 - I gust got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.
  
    - Honor
  
 - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who b honor first?
  
    - Fortify
  
 - I axed da hoe how much?  And she say fortify.
  
    - Israel
  
 - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, i said man, that looks fake.  He
      said, no Israel.
  
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